modernmethadone: Sing me to sleep Sing me to sleep And then leave me alone Don’t try to wake me in the morning ‘Cause I will be gone Don’t feel bad for me I want you to know Deep in the cell of my heart I will feel so glad to go
Listening to a presentation in English. “It’s ironic because that’s what he said would happen and then it happened.” NO.
Just finished an extremely short crappy film! GO ME!!
I don’t think anyone got my three thumbs up joke
Hey Guys I’ve got my place to live I’ve got my new bike I’ve got my new sea kayak I’ve got my massive federal aid checks I’ve got my dad’s love and support I’ve gotten rid of all things holding me back I’ve got my new camera I’ve got a healthy attitude I’ve got an amazing life I’ve got lots of things and ideas and people that are...
I make these sometimes.
The past couple weeks have basically consisted of let down after let down, and I think it is around the time I need to send a couple passive messages out. 1. People like you really disappoint me. I used to know you, I used to love you. I finally listened to your favorite band, and I actually laughed. It’s almost disturbing how much you clearly are trying to stand out. You are TRYING...
On the last day of school
some people are like: and other people are like: and i’m just like:
It’s weird how four days can feel like two weeks
someone should invent a big flat bagel with no holes
Why my dad is awesome? His about me on Facebook: “I write songs and compose music and practice the recording arts in my project studio. I also write random social commentary and I’m easily frustrated by packaging. The fun is exploration, discovery, inspiration and extreme weather.”
Anonymous asked: this is kind of weird and awkward for me, but i have to tell you that i've been having the biggest crush on you for awhile now. i don't know how else to tell you, only this way. i don't go on here a lot, this isn't even my account, but if you ever want to talk i'm always on www.dateapply.com under the username "wishfulthinker" and please when you do see me next...
I’m taking this cat with me to college. I decided this a few months ago and now that it’s getting closer to moving time, it’s time to buy him a collar. But what to name him?
ublic“Now, there’s one thing you might have noticed I don’t complain about:...– George Carlin
I NEED ADVICE
When Girls Say:
laughlikealoononloontablets: “I don’t eat in front of boys.” and I’m just sitting there like:
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Lydia is so much better with Mindy White than it was with Maria Sais De Sicilia. Her voice is so… annoying but then you hear Mindy White starts singing and you fall over because she just sounds beautiful
Serious pet peeves. “That’s Ironic!” Okay, no. No it isn’t. Just because something is a coincidence doesn’t automatically make it ironic. Please learn what irony is before you use it in a sentence. “That was a good pun!” NO. THAT WAS NOT A PUN. GODDAMMIT. And what’s really funny is that it’s the same person who does this… over. And...